When you do this, do you default to how bad, wrong, terrible and awful you are? Yes, you're a failure, just like they always said you were.
How does that feel? Does it help you at all?
Probably not. So what if instead, you acknowledged that you can be an awesome creator of rubbish.
Say “Gee, I'm cute, but not bright!” Then laugh and ask “What's right about this I'm not getting?” and “What else is possible?”
If you can create magnifcent rubbish, you can undoubtedly create magnifcent magnifcence too. You just have to ask and take notice.
What's the value of making yourself wrong anyway?
It's much more fun to be Cute Not Bright.